haha NOW i compile all my journal entries.. i mean.. those for hainan trip.. day 1~9.. cos last mth whole mth no internet.. internet router spoil.. over heat.. hahaz..if not sumone will complain.. hahaz...
DAY 1
this day started at 0200.. reached airport the day b4..which is b4 12 la..hahaz than went to buy burger king to eat... saw ivan dere.. dun realli noe him b4 la.. hahaz.. but anyway.. after i bought my meal.. ivan came forward to present me with a burger his brudder cant finish.. so dere was our first step to fwenship.. at abt 0230 we started to check passsport at the custom and all.. ji sad.. got one guy the tour agency never make visa for him.. than he cant come along.. he wont know wad that he missed man.. surprisingly our arisport is super adnvance with game zones and everything including theatres spa and everything.. wow~..
board plane at ard 5 if i not wrong.. kena delayed like mad.. spose to be 0350 board one.. its a HAINAN AIRLINEs.. haha of all of hainan stuff.. i think this particular plane is the onli negative part of hainan lornz..even the savety proceduers not played on screen is reali life screening.. oh yarh the next onli negative thing abt hainan is the airhostess dun noe how ot speak engrish.. dun even understand.. haiz.. in chinese say yhe flight will be 4 hrs.. but iningrish she say that the flight will be 3 hrs.. wad the heck.. after long preparation finally flew.. andi was like.. wow~ haha cos i super long nberseat airplane liaoz..hahaz.. but the rest of the journey was purely butt-torturing.. haiz so pain.. dun wanna go into details hahaz.. oh yar..managed to sorta 'cheat' the hostess into giving me another set of meal.. hahz.. my sole achievement on the flight.. hahaz..but gud enuff..
landed at abt 10 la.. but took alot of nice fotos of the skies the clouds and all.. hahaz.. shiok man.. oh than ryan the relative come and fetch him hahaz.. hes the wuhus cap in my sku..hes a convert too.. haha. wonderful.. hahz..ohyarh.. hainan ariport custonm the service suepr slow.. just to tell u la hahz.. oh yarh.. bus no space so we.. me ryan and ziyang.. took the can instead.. hahaz.. than travelled to hai3 shi1 fu4 zhong1... but the van got lose and brought us to a stretch of road super alot of cows.. ah than we were like.. wowo~hahaz.. and we were lk ing and lking at the cows.. hahaz.. like dey are sum aliens cos i realli long longlong time no see animals so free liaoz.. hahaz. than the driver dunno where is the sku than oso bring us to the aids control centre..haha ji farni.. haha
reached haishi at last..everyone looking at us like we are animals.. so i name it the 'cow effect'.. hahz.. but dey realli good to us...we stay in the hostelno fan no aircon but super cooling.. hahaz..not realli advance though but nvm...understood their schedule.. super duper xing ku.. morning one session of sku.. than nap 2 hrs than afternoon to evening one more session.. than rest for dinner than at night still got one mroe session of lesson.. haiz.. ji xiong..we slack ard abit than go to se deir performance. in between go and eat ice cream and all..the iceceram dere .. for the same brand as singapore.. is 5 times cheaper lorhz.. hahaz.shiok.. hahz. so i ate aot.. ahhaz..ahh farni dey hold us in high regards.. hahz.. like we are super clever..
than after that we went to bathe then sleep.. water pressure super high man.. hahz..
DAY 2
had breakfast than went back to hostel to shit.. wow~ the shti is super big lonrhz.. hahaz mebbe cos the tioelt is the squattin one than make my asshole super big when i squat or wad.. but anyway.. i couldnt flush it down in the end. despite flushing for ^ to 5 times.. hahaz. boh pian.. faster close the door but alot of peepz already noe liao.. anyway.. it serves as a good medium for communication and breaking the ice btw me and the rest of the peepz from ispark consotium and all. hahaz..and logically it should be quite embarassing.. hahaz.. but dint feelit hah.. anyway.. had to leave for wen2 chang1 so i just left the shit dere.. boh pian liaoz...
went to kong temple.. nth much to say.. i hate temples.. smelly and unGodly.. atmosphere bad.. but just dint say anything la..than proceeded to wen2 chang1 zhong1 xue2 to eat.. and listen to sum intro to the sku.. hahz.. sum of us realli disrespect the sku man.. esp the principal cos he keep playing hp when toking to us.. haiyah.. tio scolding from mr tan beng tiong in the end.. haha.. than went to haf lunch.. super rocks man.. 11 dishes.. eat until peng.. hahaz..than went back to bus.. but on the way went to the sku shops to buy sumstuff... the sku super big lor.. almost 2 times of chinese high. got students hostel.. i mean.. allstudents stay inside anyway.. cos sku until abt 2230 everday.. than got shops and everything inside the sku.. just like a self contained town.. hahaz. anyway.. went to buy headphones.. the same one i bought at little india for 49.90 sing.. i bought it dere for abt 3.60 sing.. ahHAHahhah so stupid of me.. wasted so much money..
after that we proceeded to xin1 jing3 chun1... stayed in village houses with mosquitios and all.. no fan no aircon and room is super hot.. but outseide room super wind.. hahaz..when we went dere we all were welcome with a band and wow~ ahahz.. and got fircrackers.. dunnit to stand 80m away like singapore...and onli abt 50 peeps to one firecracker.. unlike Singapore.. 200 000 to one fircracker.. shiok man.. than go to the tour guide the ancestor's the temple.. dun went in la.. but got one more firecracker.. hahaz.. ji welcome us..than we learn some hainaness.. including eio-lamb, gu-cow?, wu-fish?.. ay should be..and du-pig.. shiok than we go to lychee farm. walk abt 1 hr b4 we reach.. sumore cannot eat cos the day b4 rain den dey spray insecticide.. hahz. sian la.. but walked back and bath and all.. super tired but happy.. cos the slow pace life in hainan is realli nice and comfortable.. hahz.. love it.. although i h8the sleeping part..and the bathing part.. come out of the bathroom hot as b4.. even though the water was super cold.. hahaz.. and in the room no wind.. hard to sleep but still abt the first to sleep in my room though... hahz.. my room got 5 person la.. me ryan ziyang xumao and john.. hahz..
DAY 3
woke up and sat the "three leg cat" to the town abt 2 km away to eat bearkfast.. wah super shiok man. the bread dere is make than sell immediately those type.. super ncie even without anything.. shiok shiok.. ate alot... as usual.. haahz.. than got 1 hr to shop.. but seriously ... dere not modern.. nth much la..but since i was suffering fromt he heat in the room the day b4.. i tried to shop for an aircon.. but in the end found an electrical fan.. good enough... bought it.. at abt 9 bucks sing.. realli good and strong la the wind..than i still bought like.. 2 more pants ... one shirt.. which i threw away later cos too small.. hahaz.. and on the the pants kena torn.. hahaz...oh ayrh.. oso bought the fan made ofsum plant parts ..manual one lar.. hahaz but oso quite cooling la.. hahaz...than went back to the village la...
went back and we did some farming la.. actualli not realli farming.. just some experienceing i will say.. wear ruber boots... take the sickle.. go down to the farm to cut the the wheat.. super fun lorhz.. sunmore can sun tann.. hahaz..than when dey told us to change shift.. me and a few other jsut continue la.. cos it was realli fun.. hahaz...but both pian in the end still hafta go up again.. anyway.. another process is to beat the grains out of the plant itself.. and dey use a super old machine like that of our old sewing machine with the wheel.. but its like.. suepr efective lorzh.. hahaz. shiok...
afternoon went to make kites larhz..use bamboo and sum traditional papers and some thread for the lining.. i had hopes it will fly la.. but when i flew it at the beach the next day.. cant even lift off.. haiz.. ji sian..keep suiciding lorhz the kite... in the end gave up.. but nvm. tell u more later... or ratehr.. some other day.. haaz...
atnight horhz.. got performance by the wen chang secondar;y sku the dance troupe.. wah i tell u.. the gals are super chio lorhz.. kanasai.. no wonder i miss hainan so much.. haha i think i wanna be a hainaness liaoz.. hahahhAHHaha..than one interval i quite sad la cos our sku got one person neber show that we are gentlemenly as a sku.. more like disgracing.. hai but nvm lar.. its a lesson learn: when fightnin/playing with a zabour.. just let her win la.. hahahz.
after that the villagers put up 2 kong ming lanterns.. realli nice.. make use of the theory that hot air rises... than light sumthing than will fly.. shiok.. dey made 2 ... the night b4 oso flew 2 liaoz.. hahz dey oso fire another bundle of fire crackers. than oso got firworks.. sialah.. shiok man.. hahaz. the wen chang secondary sku the students even came down their bus to watch lorhz.. its a pity i realli suck at jioing gals.. and bewi shy.. if not i go and ask for their numbers liao.. hahaz.. or emails at least. hahaz..oh yarh.. i am starting to get qutie popular with the kids dere liao.. hmm.. mebbe is cos i work in children ministry in church.. but the children dere ... to be popular with dem is a thing to be happy and sad abt at the same time... hapy cos dey accept me... and i realli haf fun playing with dem.. but when it comes to serious playing.. dey are worse than my judo trng partners... dey scratch.. dey tickle.. dey bite... dey do everything one lorhz...super kids.. hahaz....
ai as expected kena scolded by tbt... the principal i grew to respect during this trip.. hahz regarding alot of htings.. haiz..
DAY 4
hoho.. thx to zer wonderful fan.. I had a really nice sleep.. dreaming of the chio bus from the wen chang secondary dance troupe.. hahahHAHAh..i heard that the mosquitoes in ivan’s room all bewi stupid.. go and bang into the mosquito net than kena stuck in the netting.. abt more than 20.. haha.. abi quack lo the mosquitos… stupid suckers.. oh yar today watched the tabosco sauce advertisement.. one guy eating pizza with a lot of tobasco sauce on it… than suddenly got one mosquito come and suck his blood.. he just let it suck.. than after the mosquitoe stop sucking… its took out the mouth and flew away… but flew halfway kena self distruct.. hahaz.. zai,, oh anyway…we than had breakfast.. the same one as the day b4.. just that this time is ordered into the village.. hahaz..than after breakfast… waited and pack abit to wait for the wenchang secondary sku the peepz.. hahaz.. must gif dem a good impression of uz marhz.. hahaz.. esp the gals.. ziyang said.. hahaz..than dey came la.. we were all assigned to our respective groups la… haiz
I am in group 4 la.. last minute anyhow divide.. but horhz.. kepyong dey all quite jian lorhz. hahahHAHah quite farni too.. its like… our first group will go with their first grup.. but our group all got no number one… hahaz. So horhz.. kepyong the group see got chiobus in the group than faster say its their group turn to go.. good thing our group still got 1 or 2.. anyway the rest oso not that bad looking la.. haha helps that dey were really tokative.. not like the gals in Singapore hahaz.. HORH…than we went to clear drain la… haha.. turns out.. abt 100% of dem dint clear a drain b4.. let alone do any farming.. hahaz..so anyway.. we all got ourselves dirty.. dirtily fun in the mud.. haha got snake and crab.. hahaz.. I managed to kill a snake.. by zamming it into half with the spade.. hahaz.. hude spade.. haha and still each half was moving.. haha so I used half a minute to dig a grave for it and buried it.. hahaz..held some really nice conversation with dem la.. hahaz..i got quite tanned la.. haha purposely rolled up my sleeve to tann myself.. but dint realized that I showing off abit too.. haaz.. so dey commented on us being strong and well tanned… thing is.. dey dint know that we went to farming the day b4 that’s y so tanned.. hahaz.. but nvm.. look better rite:D
Went back for lunch… abt 5~6 dishes.. not bad la.. although abit little for a typical hainan meal… but got curry chicken.. quite ok liaoz.. hahaz..curry.. sumthing I missed when I went to hainan.. hahaz.after that we tok kok and all la.. and john lee was like trying to remember dere name by the position dey sittin.. how stupid.. hahaz.. I mean… at least remember by the clothes dey wear rite:D hahaz…and I was like toking halfway to this gal *(I think) when suddenly john cut in just to ask me my surname.. haiz.. ji sad.. but nvm.. ziyang than took out his cards and showed the peepz magic la.. haha shiok man.. dey were all charmed.. I tried to play a small role by opening a passage for ziyang when he made his grand entrance.. .haha shiok.. anyway.. I just crapper.. no skill in magic.. just purely crap.. hahaz.. but oso can get some contacts.. guys and gals oso got.. dey are really a nice bunch of guys to be with man.. hahaz..
Went to beach to fly our kites..mine cant fly.. no matter how long I tried…so boh pian I gave up.. cos the guy say I make my kite abit wrong.. no use trying liaoz.. so I went to the Styrofoam boat to sail with my wen chang fwens la.. hahaz. Shiok man.. ziyang and ryan oso went..sheenmao oso.. than in the end we all kena scolded cos mr tan pheng tiong say we cannot swim.. but we were not swimming ma.. haiz.. ji sad.. ahaz..than we walked along the beach… toking to our new found fwens… walked super long man.. abt 3 km I think…b4 we arrived at the point where our paths divert.. we and those guys and gals… haiz.. took sum group foto and bade a sad farewell… ji sad.. ji sad… haiz…we sat the 3 legged cat back to the village…
Tried to make our kong ming deng at night..actualli onli Kelvin doing.. the rest of us dun bother.. than we were like.. niaoing john lee..and the amazing thing was that.. in the midst of our teasing. John lee actually fell asleep… hahhHHAHah alamak.. but john lee is a nice guy la.. hahaz.. can doupt that… ok than as expected… our kong ming deng cant flew.. it simply burnt… alamak.. sianz…
Oh yar… another highlight of staying in the village was the villagekids.. I really like and dun like dem at the same time… like them cos dey really adorable.. and cute.. but I dun like to playing with dem… cos ever since I started to get popular with the kids since day 2… when dey come and find me to play.. dey willl bite… punch… kick.. and I hafta act as if deer punches and kicks really pain.. hafta act like until I wanna cry liddat.. WuahhHAha.. sian la… hahaz..but cant bear to leave dem la.. now I miss dem a lot liao… haiz.. haizz haizzz……
DAY 5
woke up and started packing la.. abit sad to leave..ermz.. I mean.. bewi sad to leave la.. esp since I make so many fwens with the kids liaoz larhz.. haiz.. but all good things hafta come to an end.. onli good thing that dun end is GoD’s love.. and the fruits its produces.. hahz…
Ok we gave our fans to the village chief la.. haha.. I think he rather happy.. than we went on the bus to bring us to “5 fingers mountain province”. Direct translation from Chinese.. hahaz.. sat for abt 3~4 hours bus la.. on the way stop at a Singaporean owned farm.. inside got lychee mango and tropical fishes.. hahaz. Zai.. than I ate a lot of mangoes.. abit guilty cos I eat a lot of mangos.. will get heaty than will get sick… than cannot fight.. sianz.. so I stopped la.. haha than we went to the owner the house… zai lorhz.. he love Singapore so much that he made a pond in the shape of Singapore.. haiz.. see someone love Singapore so much yet hafta bear with pain of leaving country.. and yet. Dere are some that cant wait to get outa Singapore if dey can… using excuses of going abroad to study than staying dere permanently.. haiz.. no loyalty to Singapore.. haiz…
Oh yar than I looked up and saw a gal.. abt our age or older abit la… not I wanna look at her la… she look not bad.. but horhz.. she purposely stand dere for us to see one rite.. hahaz.. jkjk.. actually I found her familiar.. but horhz later I realized that hoehz she is the same gal we saw at the change airport.. with the red colour adidas jacket.. hahaz dun we dint go and say hi to her cos no time.. but on the return journey oso saw her.. hahaz..
Ok anyway.. lunch was abt 11 dishes at least b4 we go and continue on our journey.. haha the tour guide say that the miao.. I think is the miao… got sum custom abt one night stand and sth liddat… got sum of us really nervous… excited.. blah blah.. but “good for us” we stay in hotel the village gals cant get in..hahaz.. good too.. cos I not really comfortable with that custom anyway.. and oso… I just learn to play bridge.. and it is much more fun than having sum grown up fun.. hahaz.. must make use of my youth.. to play games.. esp bridge and daidee.. hahaz.. hey tok abt bridge… hahaz. Shiok man.. got one time I team with sheenmao.. I won all the sets…. Trash them cos dey dint win a single set.. hahz.. dey= ziyang and ryan.. hahaz shiok…
Oh yarh than we went to the primitive forest to haf a look la.. actually nth really nice.. just that we are allowed to pluck wild veg to eat.. but as if any of us really wanna pluck la horhz.. hahaz.. more of looking at where we going cos the ground uneaven.. hahaz oh yar.. tok abt the forest dere.. dey build sum concrete path dere.. rather nice and cool lorhz.. its like stairs in midair.. super shiok.. hahaz.. cannot describe… hahz.. and we saw sum peepz bathing in the stream of shioking cool water which is super clean.. eh eh… dun think dirty… dey are all guys.. and even if dey are gals.. most likely clothe too rite.. hahaz..
Went back to the hotel and eat the wild vege… alamak.. super bitter and dun really taste nice lorhz.. so I dump all our veg into nicholas the bowl.. cos he say he like veg… so I just heck.. hahaz..but he is a good boy la.. he finish all the veg.. ahahz. Shioking manz.. hahaz..ay than after dinner we went to the local sku to look at their performance.. hahaz.. wah the gals purposely wear their cultural uniforms.. guys not much.. hahaz..and its from this gatherin that I learn more abt the gepper lingo..
for example.. chioster, is derieved from the word—CHIO.. and an example of the usage is
e.g.
“ eh which one is the chioster?”
this meaning that “which one is the beautiful one?”.. another word is called “honster”.. derieved from the word- HON …use to describe those that hon zabour.. meaning those that go and flirt with gals..an example will be…
e.g. “wah look at that honster..whole day go and jio zabour one.. no zabour like will mati liddat”
meaning.. “hey! Look at that flirt. Whole day flirt with gals one, like no gals will die liddat..” hahaz.. shiok horhz.. haiz but limited vocab.. this is all I noe.. hahaz…
oh yar than after that we performed our manjianghong in the end too.. and interaction through dancing.. hahz.. haiz.. if onli is those one gal one guy those type of dancing.. but horhz.. bamboo dancing oso good enuff… bad thing I was not daring enuff to ask for the hand of one of the many chiosters dere… haiz.. if onli I was more like my fwens.. hahaz.. but no! I was sabo-ing dem.. for example.. I will go and pat a gal’s back and tell her that one of my fwens wanna dance with her.. than I will point to any guy I wanna sabo.. hahaz.. quite useful.. hahaz..got a lot of my fwens tio saboed.. but dey seem to haf a gre8 time in the end but no t like me.. haiz.. sabo peepz in the end no time to find one dance partner myself.. hahaz.. and Daniel the honster found himself a chioster.. hahaz not bad hrozh. Haiz.. hahz.. but the farniest thing was that.. I accidentally patted the back of a not exactly thin gal.. not really that fat too la.. but my fwens say not nice… and I tell her that ryan.. or issit sheenmao.. wanna dance with her.. hahaz..suepr farni.. luff until stomach ache.. hahaz..
went back to the hotel very dark liaoz…. got a lot of traps on the floor…. The traps haf a special name on the whole…. In simple ingrish.. we call them “dung”… imagine a pedestrian way full of lamps but full of cow dung and dog shit and pig shit..now imagine a pedestrian road full of lamps with a lot of dogshit.. cow dung and pig dung..AND all the lamps are NOT werking!!!! Haiz.. good thing.. I wanted to take a foto abt me in a shitting posture above the dung.. but no cam at that time… haiz.. if not I can put as my display pic liaoz.. haiz…
reached hotel and saw a man and a dog.. man kick dog.. dog pain…we curse the man in ingrish.. haiz.. poor dog.. go back to room that I shared with ivan.. hahaz.. and bath than went to ziyang room to zam bridge.. hahz. Nice game.. hahaz…
DAY 6
woke up earli in the morning and prepared for the mountain trial.. hahaz zai.. we going to climb the “five finger mountain”..along the way…till we reached abt the ¾ of the mountain horhz…no mosquitoes lorhz.. I super happy… sumore got super magnificient views.. more like majestic… with clouds rolling over the mountain top.. shiok manz.. and the temp dropped by super a lot man.. at first is super hot.. than up and up we climb more and more cooling manz.. hahaz…and we horhz reachd a lot of places almost hafta rock climb lorhz.. but sad.. onli can makit ¾ up after 3 hrs.. if not no time to clib down..=(.. ji sad lorhz.. but we had lunch of can food up the mountain larhz.. its pretty nice lorhz..esp the canned porridge hahaz…ya and we played cards on the mountain!!! The highest level of cards ever achieved.. ahahz..
we took quite some time no descend larha.. and the worst thing was that.. in the midst of doing so horhz.. I sprained my ankle 4 times lorhz.. no wonder now abt 1 mth later still feel so loose my ankle.. sumorea climbing down getting hotter and hotter liao horhz.. sian…
reached hotel oledi abt 3 sumthing..went back to haf a bathe sia.. supre shiok… than me and ivan ordered room service.. hahaz.. shiok manz.. one plate of fried rice sing dollar 3 bucks but 2 person eat finish.. and when we abt to eat finish.. sheenmao walked in.. instead of oning the tele or saying “hi”.. he said” eh basket..got food neber tell me”.. ahhaz.. super farni.. haha and than he like beggar liddat zam the rez of the food.. hah sialah…oh yarh.. ivan super lame like me too.. haha..when the waitress deliver finish the food and she still stand outside.. most likely is for tips rite.. he just slam door in her face.. haha and oso hroz.. he is willing to waste a packet of milo by making one cup of milo for the antz.. although dere aint much.. and oso…he developed this technique of killing flies.. which is to trap them behind curtains and slowing make the area smaller and smaller.. hah.. and he created a fly grave too… haha.. zai.. than in the end the ant instead of drinking milo.. became grave thief.. esp to still flies bodies.. hahaz.
Oh yarh.. toking abt flies.. wonderful.. I saw this fly super big one lorhz.. good thing no ny gals go with us.. cos its really scary…its like..almost one and a half time the fint segment of our fingers.. super big. Of course the action super slow oso larhz.. ahhaz.. but horhz..ivan still managed to kill it… with the booklet the hotel provided.. hahaz.. and horrigible u noez… no blood one.. the fly.. just a stream of transparent liquid flowing outa it.. hahz..eeeerr..
Went to ziyang and ryan dere to play bridge.. but in the end ordered another room service cos we all still super hungry.. but not bad.. one dish of super nice noodles onli like…1.60 sing.. ahahd.. and 4 person share lorhz.. hahaz.play until 1630 than hafta gather outside..go and see the miao and li peepz and their living quarters up close.. haha.. sialah.. super poor lorhz..sum dun even wear clthes… I mean the guys la… and the pigs super stubby… than stand up like not standing up at all cos the stomach still touching the ground and when it walks it sweeps the floor.. and sumore the floor is not those clean clean those type one lorhz.. its those hrohz.. ya u noe.. full of traps one.. eearrr.. shittified stomach…
Actually the peepz dere quite advance.. noe abt methane.. so when dey shit dey will keep it in a hole for the methane.. clever rite =D even Singapore oso not that good lorhz.. hahaz…
Than horhz we went back la…and eat our a-lot- of-dishes-dinner… zai… and than its time to set off to the same sku we went the day b4.. to teach them sum simple ingrish.. ahahaz..and oso the honsters can go and jio the chiosters.. hahaz.
In the end I kena the same group as Kelvin.. kepyong .. jon toh ..suaning..yanglie.. john and ziyang.. eh I tell u man.. kepyong is a borned cher manz.. he is a talent lorhz.. mebbe one day will becum Singaporean president so if u wanna suckup to him.. go and suck up now.. so he will think that u are his good fwen.. hahahHAHAha jkjk.. anyway.. thanks to him our lesson was fun and interactive and interesting.. hahaz..and jon toh and suaning and john lee did a preeti good job too..kelvin was flming the whole thing.. and ziyang did his magic tricks.. and the same time teaching dem ingrish cos the magic trick the equiptment got diff colours.. haahz.. and than I did some drawings on the blackboard.. haha.. so everyone helped la hahaz.. I oso discovered this chioster but the rez say not nice.. ayah.. I think I really got weird taste. But anyway she looks like one of my female fwen in Singapore..hahaz.. b4 I left she asked formy contact la.. but horh like 3 weeks liao still see no letter hahaz.. sialah..and sumore dere like esp the village… sth like whole village less than 2 coms I will think lorhz.. haiz but good enuff liao la.. hahaz…
Went back to hotel.. walked the trapful path… went back.. no more room services liao cos too late.. abit sad.. but horhz.. play bridge again.. hah… than sian liao go back room.. sheen mao follow me…than we watched TV until like.. 1 am.. cos dere is this super propaganda Chinese action show abt jap being bad and Chinese good… hah super lame.. so we watched..than in the end ivan cant stand the sound and chased sheenmao out.. so I oso went to sleep liaoz…
DAY 7
not a really nice day… amost whole day is travel… I chose the worst seat lorhz..at the back… cos boh pian no more seat.. and sumore the journey is like.. almost whole day those kinda thing…with some rest in between la.. than sitting at the back horhz.. cannot stretch leg.. sumore when wanna lean against the window.. got this irritating frame.. haiz.. than I cant sleep.. but when I sleep for abt 5 mins hrohz..i missed the best part.. where the cloud covers the whole bus.. sialah..
Went into sum nan shan temple cos nan shan is dere… and it’s a popular mountain.. and sumroe lunch is INSIDE THE TEMPLE!!!!!!argh!!! wad could go worse manz.. hate it.. esp when the peepz that go inside like 10 year no eat.. we found our sits horhz dey will come and kope one…and snatched away our sits.. pls lorhz.. is like we almost sitting down than dey will shove use away dey own self sit.. in the end jontoh dey all angry than go out and eat…angry cos a floura shirt guy snatched dere sits and made a big fuss… so dey decided to like.. luff and every floura shirt dey see…lame hahaz
Next went to the precious stones factory lrohz. Nth much to say one.. than oso go to the beach.. dey say it’s a mini Hawaii.. but I think sentosa nicer..bargained and bought a few seashells.. quite nice lorhz.. than I oso bought a chain that Daniel the honster say its nice and wanna buy from me.. ah ha ha ha…went to eat dinner.. quite nice la dinner… and I accidentally mooned the ladies at the door.. cos I wanna adjust my pants.. but accdentalli pulled too hard abit.. but good thing onli see the top part of my underwear… quite normal in judo club but got them luffin.. hahaz and hrohz the restaurant the waitress oso make use of sex appeal…wear until so skimpy.. min skirt is super mini lorhz.. not I wanna say one.. but hrohz.. looks quite slutty.. haiz.. haiz…but I hafta admit hainan gals are chio lor haha..
Went to another hotel and got the biggest room this time.. but no use oso cos all of us just sleeping… ok la I got carpeted floor.. so wad.. onli one night lorhz.. and sumore I spent most of my time in ziyang’s room zaming bridge.. hahaz.i think ivan broke record man.. sleep at 9pm.. sialah.. pay marni go hainan just to sleep. Hahaz.. day 7 of camp…. SUCKS.. I missed the 2 villages..and wenchang sku fwens..WhuHhAHAa =(
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DAY 8
one of the best.. woke up and faster eatbreakfast… hahaz.. went to the canteen.. I tot the porridge is soy bean drink cos they cook the rice until water.. so I poured into my cup.. in the end I drank my porridge.. hahaz.. aye than faster siam up the bus find good seats… if not super pain lorhz.. hahaz.the back of the bus…
first stop is the best.. we went to a beer factory for lunch… actually is to tour the place.. and introduction… the brewery is called Asian Pacific Brewery… open by a Singaporean.. got Tiger Beer and Anchor beer.. than we tour the place less than 30 mins than go and eat.. super shiok lorhz the food..argh!!!!!!!!!!FOOD!!!!!!!!argh! and oso the beer!!!!!!! I drink so much man.. hahaz sumore still add lots of sprite and all.. taste not bad sia.. hahaz… even mr tan pheng tiong oso say he close one eye.. hahaz..and he drank until quite red too.. and oso.. than we go to hai rui mu.. than he treated us all to a coconut EACH.. hahaz.. zai.. than oso went to sudong pohs the old old.. ai..
best of all.. we went back to hai shi secondary…watch a bball match btw our sku and dem.. lose.. not quite terribly considered dey are sku team and we all are not.. hahaz. Cant play cos I got a seriously damaged ankle.. haiz.. hahaz…than dinner and everything.. including reflections… than went to bathe.. in the dark.. cos no electricity after 11pm.. oh yar.. it was really quite hot.. unlike the first night.. I remember I woke up at 3 and went to sleep on the corridor floor cos dere cooling.. hahaz…
DAY 9
.. went to shopping with the hai shi peepz.. haha.. than.. went with hon zhi la.. than I pulled ziyang along.. than he showed me a black face cos got no gals come along.. haiz I oso quite sad wad.. I want to tok to the gals with hon zhi altogether lorhz. But too bad hong zhi pulled me.. haha.. so its not my fault.. did sum shopping.. bought 2 hamburgers… I mean.. those cd case lorhz.. cute cute.. hahaz..super zai.. went to lunch at xian ji ling… met the gals dere… so after that we all went to kara-ok… me.. ziyang..sheenmao.. hon zhi… Daniel.. Nicholas.. xiao ping.. and another one.. hahaz.. quite cute one.. I oso bought another chain la.. quite gothic.. dunno can wear anot.. den when times up went back to the meeting place la.. but we faster chiong to buy one clima cool for hong zhi.. I oso sun bian buy one.. hahaz..i think he damn touched lorhz.. haha after that helped us go and buy coconuts sweet.. agh.. see… do good and good shall be done to u.. hahz..
when its time to bade farewell.. none of us wanted to leave.. and oso.. none of dem wanted us to leave.. haiz.. sum cried.. but I dunno if any cried for me… hahHAHHaha.. ok this sumes up my hainan. Trip.. hah and no.. I dint bring back a female wolverine for u .. hahaz…
