ay i just type as much as i can lia now at cyber.. super ex... but boh pian.. i'll just type horhz wolv than mebbe after typing the whole thing than i copy and paste into day by day.. hahaa..

DAY 3

woke up and sat the "three leg cat" to the town abt 2 km away to eat bearkfast.. wah super shiok man. the bread dere is make than sell immediately those type.. super ncie even without anything.. shiok shiok.. ate alot... as usual.. haahz.. than got 1 hr to shop.. but seriously ... dere not modern.. nth much la..but since i was suffering fromt he heat in the room the day b4.. i tried to shop for an aircon.. but in the end found an electrical fan.. good enough... bought it.. at abt 9 bucks sing.. realli good and strong la the wind..than i still bought like.. 2 more pants ... one shirt.. which i threw away later cos too small.. hahaz.. and on the the pants kena torn.. hahaz...oh ayrh.. oso bought the fan made ofsum plant parts ..manual one lar.. hahaz but oso quite cooling la.. hahaz...than went back to the village la...

went back and we did some farming la.. actualli not realli farming.. just some experienceing i will say.. wear ruber boots... take the sickle.. go down to the farm to cut the the wheat.. super fun lorhz.. sunmore can sun tann.. hahaz..than when dey told us to change shift.. me and a few other jsut continue la.. cos it was realli fun.. hahaz...but both pian in the end still hafta go up again.. anyway.. another process is to beat the grains out of the plant itself.. and dey use a super old machine like that of our old sewing machine with the wheel.. but its like.. suepr efective lorzh.. hahaz. shiok...

afternoon went to make kites larhz..use bamboo and sum traditional papers and some thread for the lining.. i had hopes it will fly la.. but when i flew it at the beach the next day.. cant even lift off.. haiz.. ji sian..keep suiciding lorhz the kite... in the end gave up.. but nvm. tell u more later... or ratehr.. some other day.. haaz...

atnight horhz.. got performance by the wen chang secondar;y sku the dance troupe.. wah i tell u.. the gals are super chio lorhz.. kanasai.. no wonder i miss hainan so much.. haha i think i wanna be a hainaness liaoz.. hahahhAHHaha..than one interval i quite sad la cos our sku got one person neber show that we are gentlemenly as a sku.. more like disgracing.. hai but nvm lar.. its a lesson learn: when fightnin/playing with a zabour.. just let her win la.. hahahz.

after that the villagers put up 2 kong ming lanterns.. realli nice.. make use of the theory that hot air rises... than light sumthing than will fly.. shiok.. dey made 2 ... the night b4 oso flew 2 liaoz.. hahz dey oso fire another bundle of fire crackers. than oso got firworks.. sialah.. shiok man.. hahaz. the wen chang secondary sku the students even came down their bus to watch lorhz.. its a pity i realli suck at jioing gals.. and bewi shy.. if not i go and ask for their numbers liao.. hahaz.. or emails at least. hahaz..oh yarh.. i am starting to get qutie popular with the kids dere liao.. hmm.. mebbe is cos i work in children ministry in church.. but the children dere ... to be popular with dem is a thing to be happy and sad abt at the same time... hapy cos dey accept me... and i realli haf fun playing with dem.. but when it comes to serious playing.. dey are worse than my judo trng partners... dey scratch.. dey tickle.. dey bite... dey do everything one lorhz...super kids.. hahaz....

ai as expected kena scolded by tbt... the principal i grew to respect during this trip.. hahz regarding alot of htings.. haiz.. eh i zao liao lorh..tml trng..

zao lo.. GoD bLZz.. cont sum other days..

hmmz back in Singapore.. haiz.. dun realli feelike coming back u noe.. HAINAN rocks.. but too bad tian1 xia4 wu2 bu4 shan4 zi1 yan2 xi2...hafta come back..

anyway.. this is a brief outline of wad i did dere man..so wolv.. sth to entertain u after 10 long days without me.. hahaz..

DAY 1

this day started at 0200.. reached airport the day b4..which is b4 12 la..hahaz than went to buy burger king to eat... saw ivan dere.. dun realli noe him b4 la.. hahaz.. but anyway.. after i bought my meal.. ivan came forward to present me with a burger his brudder cant finish.. so dere was our first step to fwenship.. at abt 0230 we started to check passsport at the custom and all.. ji sad.. got one guy the tour agency never make visa for him.. than he cant come along.. he wont know wad that he missed man.. surprisingly our arisport is super adnvance with game zones and everything including theatres spa and everything.. wow~..

board plane at ard 5 if i not wrong.. kena delayed like mad.. spose to be 0350 board one.. its a HAINAN AIRLINEs.. haha of all of hainan stuff.. i think this particular plane is the onli negative part of hainan lornz..even the savety proceduers not played on screen is reali life screening.. oh yarh the next onli negative thing abt hainan is the airhostess dun noe how ot speak engrish.. dun even understand.. haiz.. in chinese say yhe flight will be 4 hrs.. but iningrish she say that the flight will be 3 hrs.. wad the heck.. after long preparation finally flew.. andi was like.. wow~ haha cos i super long nberseat airplane liaoz..hahaz.. but the rest of the journey was purely butt-torturing.. haiz so pain.. dun wanna go into details hahaz.. oh yar..managed to sorta 'cheat' the hostess into giving me another set of meal.. hahz.. my sole achievement on the flight.. hahaz..but gud enuff..

landed at abt 10 la.. but took alot of nice fotos of the skies the clouds and all.. hahaz.. shiok man.. oh than ryan the relative come and fetch him hahaz.. hes the wuhus cap in my sku..hes a convert too.. haha. wonderful.. hahz..ohyarh.. hainan ariport custonm the service suepr slow.. just to tell u la hahz.. oh yarh.. bus no space so we.. me ryan and ziyang.. took the can instead.. hahaz.. than travelled to hai3 shi1 fu4 zhong1... but the van got lose and brought us to a stretch of road super alot of cows.. ah than we were like.. wowo~hahaz.. and we were lk ing and lking at the cows.. hahaz.. like dey are sum aliens cos i realli long longlong time no see animals so free liaoz.. hahaz. than the driver dunno where is the sku than oso bring us to the aids control centre..haha ji farni.. haha

reached haishi at last..everyone looking at us like we are animals.. so i name it the 'cow effect'.. hahz.. but dey realli good to us...we stay in the hostelno fan no aircon but super cooling.. hahaz..not realli advance though but nvm...understood their schedule.. super duper xing ku.. morning one session of sku.. than nap 2 hrs than afternoon to evening one more session.. than rest for dinner than at night still got one mroe session of lesson.. haiz.. ji xiong..we slack ard abit than go to se deir performance. in between go and eat ice cream and all..the iceceram dere .. for the same brand as singapore.. is 5 times cheaper lorhz.. hahaz.shiok.. hahz. so i ate aot.. ahhaz..ahh farni dey hold us in high regards.. hahz.. like we are super clever..
than after that we went to bathe then sleep.. water pressure super high man.. hahz..

DAY 2

had breakfast than went back to hostel to shit.. wow~ the shti is super big lonrhz.. hahaz mebbe cos the tioelt is the squattin one than make my asshole super big when i squat or wad.. but anyway.. i couldnt flush it down in the end. despite flushing for ^ to 5 times.. hahaz. boh pian.. faster close the door but alot of peepz already noe liao.. anyway.. it serves as a good medium for communication and breaking the ice btw me and the rest of the peepz from ispark consotium and all. hahaz..and logically it should be quite embarassing.. hahaz.. but dint feelit hah.. anyway.. had to leave for wen2 chang1 so i just left the shit dere.. boh pian liaoz...

went to kong temple.. nth much to say.. i hate temples.. smelly and unGodly.. atmosphere bad.. but just dint say anything la..than proceeded to wen2 chang1 zhong1 xue2 to eat.. and listen to sum intro to the sku.. hahz.. sum of us realli disrespect the sku man.. esp the principal cos he keep playing hp when toking to us.. haiyah.. tio scolding from mr tan beng tiong in the end.. haha.. than went to haf lunch.. super rocks man.. 11 dishes.. eat until peng.. hahaz..than went back to bus.. but on the way went to the sku shops to buy sumstuff... the sku super big lor.. almost 2 times of chinese high. got students hostel.. i mean.. allstudents stay inside anyway.. cos sku until abt 2230 everday.. than got shops and everything inside the sku.. just like a self contained town.. hahaz. anyway.. went to buy headphones.. the same one i bought at little india for 49.90 sing.. i bought it dere for abt 3.60 sing.. ahHAHahhah so stupid of me.. wasted so much money..

after that we proceeded to xin1 jing3 chun1... stayed in village houses with mosquitios and all.. no fan no aircon and room is super hot.. but outseide room super wind.. hahaz..when we went dere we all were welcome with a band and wow~ ahahz.. and got fircrackers.. dunnit to stand 80m away like singapore...and onli abt 50 peeps to one firecracker.. unlike Singapore.. 200 000 to one fircracker.. shiok man.. than go to the tour guide the ancestor's the temple.. dun went in la.. but got one more firecracker.. hahaz.. ji welcome us..than we learn some hainaness.. including eio-lamb, gu-cow?, wu-fish?.. ay should be..and du-pig.. shiok than we go to lychee farm. walk abt 1 hr b4 we reach.. sumore cannot eat cos the day b4 rain den dey spray insecticide.. hahz. sian la.. but walked back and bath and all.. super tired but happy.. cos the slow pace life in hainan is realli nice and comfortable.. hahz.. love it.. although i h8the sleeping part..and the bathing part.. come out of the bathroom hot as b4.. even though the water was super cold.. hahaz.. and in the room no wind.. hard to sleep but still abt the first to sleep in my room though... hahz.. my room got 5 person la.. me ryan ziyang xumao and john.. hahz..


ay no time liaoz.. in cyber cafe no time to type all.. stupid virus of mine. hahz.. go lo.. bubuaiz.. GoD bLEzz..

haiz.. so long liaoz neber blog.. ay abit sad la.. cos i just realised that my com got a virus?~! or that the modem just picha.. but anyway.. haha i just got to know a new game.. actualli quite old la.. but imma actualli new to it.. haha its called KOP2002.. thats king of fighters 2002 if u dunno.. jon got 2003 but i haben install yet.. hahaz good thing got this game or else i dunno wad i will be doing hahz when the connection is down..

heyz.. imma realli going sumwhere man.. for now.. abt 6 hrs later i will be on a plane to HAINAN island.. haaz.. but too bad.. for my FANS... i wont be able to buy things for u peepz.. cos firstly.. i dunno if i ever haf a fan club hahHAHha and secondly i think my luggage heavy enough hahaz..20kg how can? can eben bring back a pig sia.. hahaz. btu i realli looking forward to it.. hope everything goes on fine.. and hope hainan gurls are realli as nice looking as mr fong say hahHAHhahah okok la.. i think going dere although is not included in my dreams la.. but i suppose that dere got nicer nicer sceneries.. hahaz.. ga ga ga.. 4.5 hrs more b4 i am due on a plane.. hahaz. haf not flew since like..5 yrs ago i think.. hahaz..

not at lan centre nid to gif money to go online.. sian la.. i think i better go and back liaoz.. haben eneb start yet lorhz.. sian..

anyway.. arsenal rocks man.. hhaa just nice i got buy the soccer weely this week.. middlepage is the arsenal "poster" hahaz.. now 36 games unbeaten liaoz.. realli hope dey can like.. go through the whole campaign unbeaten.. song sia.. hahaz..

haha zao lo.. and GoD bless..