Joke/s of the week/day:

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper fashion and when they reached 20, their parents thought it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng chais" ( handsome guys ). They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them......" Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you were satisfied. Write a letter to us, but so as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences".

So, the excited daughters were off.

A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word "STANDARD CHARTERED". They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY" Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. "NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP". Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read,
but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES".

Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.

Before she could finish .THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair. The motto was ... "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".




funny horh..hahHAHaha.. THATS Y ITS CALLED A JOKE..duh~

sialah.. today i experience first hand that how us SINGAPOREAN us Singaporean can be.. the concern that parents show their kids.. ya.. i went to get my busary award at the foochow blah blah association..200 bucks.. but lehz.. its like.. last year i onli got 1 A1.. and the rest average b3.. so i dunno y i so lan oso can getit.. GoD's grace again bah.. their presentation is not realli good.. in fact.. it ermz.. ok nvm..

anyway... after the recieveing of the prizes and all. dey announce can start the eating of the food and all larhz.. than us prize recievers must go and take group foto.. it took abt 10 mins larh.. at the end ofit i go and eat the food..tiaw...all the trays all near empty liaoz.. and i see those parents carrying plates of food for their kids.. ji sucks..my precious food!@!

ai nvm... actualli wanted to meet hin to go and buy ws the prez.. but den my fone no batt so i go and call cq instead to go to sengkang mall to shop.. in the end cant find anything.. haiz.. thats the diff between a guy's and a gal's bdae.. gal's bdae just go into sum softoy shop or wadeva.. and buy dem sumthing cute but dey prob wun use...but for guy.. esp peepz like ws.. hafta buy sth useful..so in the end cant find anything.. cq came up with an idea that if tml half dey skool cos of good o lvl results.. than horhz.we treat ws to lunch.. if not than coming saturday.. hahaz..gr8 plan..anyway..cq is my team mate yo wolv.. hahaz..he ish a realli nice guy who had broke his ligament in a fight with jon my junior.. the super duper heavy junior.. hahaz.. and he think's his knees are gonna go bonkers soon.. just hope it stays until after nationals.. just like me.. although i suspect i might haf sum kidney prob cos of sum occassional small pain at my kidney area(or near) and its like i neber experince it b4.. and all i am hoping is that if i haf kidney prob.. sumone will still marry me... ok just joking.. i meant.. if i got kidney prob.. i hope it will not hinder my judo performance at least until after nats.. thats all i pray..if not i shall regret this for life.. cos at this point in life i feel that in skool onli my teammates noe me bez.. or rather.. we noe each other bez.. so i dun wanna disappoint dem.. and i wanna work together wif dem for our 9th consecutive B boys champ.. its hard la since RI is strong this year.. but i believe that if i gif my best shot and with God's aid.. i can at least celebrate a win over RI b4 going down to sum illlness or wadsoever..seems like us sec 4 iz plauge by injury.. sianz..

anyway.. i collected abt 3 times the amt of money than when i normally collect when i go to poh poh house..and i am bewi happy.. i think i wanna buy the mp3 first.. cool.. i am realli looking forward to it.. and ya.. since i got money to spare.. instead of selling my discman to my brudda at 100 bucks(it cos abt twice..but my aunt bought it for me cos of good PSLE)..i told him to take it on his bdae.. hope its not spoiled by than .. hahaz..

ONce again. i am still amazed at how God works..u noe.. i haf neber been a high scorer in studies as long as i am concerned.. i remember chinese pri 3 spelling i get 70 marks i happy liaoz..but God alwaes iz faithful and gimme wad i alwaez dun deserve--- good results at critical timez.. and i am realli still amazed.. but this dun mean i wun study for o lvls larhz.. in fact i hope that this will motivate me.. God hafta gimme strength.. cos everytime i come home.. alwaes when i wanna rest than will wake up the morn the next day one.. ji sianz..

oh yeah. at last i watched "The Waterboy".. aw man this show is bewi farni manz.. and i realli realli love it to the last drop of water.. its abt this man.. hes abit retard.. and hes the waterboy of a american football team called muddogs..it so happened that in one scene he went to the team's party cos dey won a match...den cos he was the hero of the match.. alot of gals noticed him.. so 2 gals appraoched him..asked him:"are u seeing any gal?".. wich means dey wanna be his gf.. but stupid him replied.. "i see alot of gals"..cos he tot dey were refering to wad he is seeing physically.. and the farni part is.. he added.. "i see alot of men too"... and one gal got freaked out..the other thinks hes hot and sexy.. hahaz.. anyway.. its a realli farni show.. hahaz..

zao lo GoD bLeZz..

i am on cloud nine after recieving my chi O lvl results.. out of the lvl of abt 400.. abt 290 got a1.. and i am glad to be in the 290.. but i felt i dun deserve it.. its God's grace.. undeserving favour.. just as ailene put it.. i just love the way it seemed like.. undeserving favour.. haiz..i realli felt i dint deserve it.. my classmates who dint got it were rather cool anyway..wad dey did.. dey zam the soccer and tennis balls in class.. say a few vulgarities.. and played daidee.. hahaz.. boys hafta be boys rite..wad else can dey do.. be like gals and sit ard and cry.. although i think dey would realli liked that..

hin feeling low today.. cos he thinks he dint score well.. hmmz.. i am feeling sad for him.. gettin A1 myself but not him.. i think i rather givit to him.. anyway since i haf alwaes had bad results.. i will accept it gracefully.. God had put me in humbling positions most of the time too..rather sad for him..i mean.. very sad.. very very

well.. i think i must remember to get the 200 bucks busary on sunday from fookchow asociation.. than another 200 from sum merchants union it hink.. can buy the mp3.. creative mp3.. hahz...oh must call chengxian to ask him wad time he going sku tml.. hahaz..

God bless us all.. 3 more reflections..1 more comprehension.. 3 more compos i think..all for ingrish weekend homewerk.. ji sian..but must pia liaoz..

zao lo..

in contact with negative terminal... positive terminal needed to relieve my negativity..GoD be my battery!!!

sialah.. i was sick the whole week and it stopped my training.. feeling realli bad when i slack and my team mates dere going all out with a common aim in mind.. which iz to win the b boyz champ 9 yrs consecutively and c boys champ back from ri...

anyway.. i think it rather good that i fell sick.. cos it brought back this question into my mind.. should i go to HCJC or VJC... at first i had decided VJC cos its so near my house.. and the coach is the same.. but than ... when i sit dere during wednesday training.. i see huang hao train.. giving all he could.. after the gre8 fall of pride he had... i wondered ..while sitting dere... whether even if VJC and HCJC had the same coach.. will the team feeling be the same.. the answer is obvioius.. NO.. VJC and HCJC are both 2 diff schools.. although VJC has chio-er gals.. but i think my heart still remains where the team is.. HCJC.. so now i am still trying to decide.. doing my best to comvince myself the VJC is my choice.. but kept losing the battle to the other side of myself which says HCJC is da choice.. haiz.. anyway.. i let God handle dis bah..

huang hao commented today when i did some light training that.. dun die training... well it was realli outa comcern.. but i realli set me thinking..wad is my life for.. wad am i willing to die for? well i came out with some answers..

1.God
2.Love ones(team mates...fwens.. family.)

i tried to put FOOD as number 3.. but think again.. not realli worth it.. hahaz..haiz.. realli tired liaoz bubuaiz
GoD bLeZz...

zao lo..

sialah i bought my 6th book in the left behind series yesterday...w00t~ its zai lo.. hard cover onli abt 21 bucks.. zai rite hahaz.. ermz.. pt today was slack for me.. cos i had cough and runny nose.. and i did abt halfway i told sir i cant take it..so i rested all the wayabit bad feeling.. sumore i see doc and he gave me mc.. excuse me for one week.. haiz.. i realli hate to stop training although i h8 training.. i dun wanna lose my touch.. i dun wanna stay dere and slack while my team mates train!!! i wanna train! haiz..God pls heal me...pls pls pls..

sialah wad am i gonna do sehz.. i owe my chem teacher work.. and she had kindly set deadline monday.. until now i still haben complete..sialah i realli disappointed her.. but boh pian la i realli sick marhz..haiz...

started my coughing spell today.. kept coughing like last time.. realli serious... haiz.. i wanna train!!! haiz.. starting to miss cs liaoz.. second trng without him onli lehz.. he is such a good fwen to me..GoD heal him!!!!!!!!

zao lo..

yay.. i think i worry for nth...

Chronic kidney failure
According to the National Kidney Foundation, almost 20 million adult Americans have chronic kidney disease and another 20 million are at risk of developing it. Over time, chronic kidney failure can lead to congestive heart failure, weak bones, stomach ulcers and damage to the central nervous system. Unfortunately, signs and symptoms often don't appear until irreversible damage has occurred. They include:

Abnormal urine tests
High blood pressure
Unexplained weight loss
Anemia
Nausea or vomiting
Malaise or fatigue
Headaches that seem unrelated to any other cause
Decreased urine output
Decreased mental sharpness
Muscle twitches and cramps
Bleeding in the intestinal tract
Yellowish-brown cast to the skin
Unusual itching
Sleep disorders

i think iz coz of the sling bag i am taking la.. but i think i shall start to eat lesser..haiz.. which means that next time cannot haf as much space to eat more sharkfin liaoz.. hahaz...

saw cs today..good shape.. jus hope he can realli come back.. if he can come back.. i promise i will train harder... harder than harder... i promise.. God..

黄昏 (亚洲庆功版)


作词：陈信荣　作曲：周传雄　编曲：周传雄

过完整个夏天　忧伤并没有好一些
开车行驶在公路无际无边　有离开自己的感觉

唱不完一首歌　疲倦还剩下黑眼圈
感情的世界伤害在所难免　黄昏再美终要黑夜

# 依然记得从你口中说出再见坚决如铁
昏暗中有种烈日灼身的错觉
黄昏的地平线　划出一句离别　爱情进入永夜

依然记得从你眼中滑落的泪伤心欲绝
混乱中有种热泪烧伤的错觉
黄昏的地平线　割断幸福喜悦　相爱已经幻灭

Repeat * # #

singer: zhou chuan xiong

hmmz.. thomas rocks.. Thanks GoD for him..

went to a competition today.. actualli i expected myself to clinch the gold.. since i am sec 4... and ya.. i am from a judo strong house..and i am spose to be one of the actual best.. noticed i add in the word "spose"..

prayed to God abt letting my clinch an individual gold outside skool for once.. but last time.. i remembered i lost once to buan khen.. my now classmate...and got a bronze.. than i oso fought another comp with hin.. my trng partner.. the judo club's captain..i had an injured shoulder sustained during the bouts b4.. realli admired myself that time not to give up....

i am like a totally diff person today..i cant believe i lost my second bout.. to vincent fermasia<--liddat spell?... oh well.. that guy.. was actualli from lightweight.. obviously he isnt now.. he actualli grown from abt 60+ kg to 75 kg... abt 10+ kg of muscels.. and he is realli hard to throw..from lightweight to middle weight lehz.. i cant throw him.. got into golden score timing..and eventualli lost cos i underestimated him....

huanghao lost his game.. chaoqun too.. the whole sec 4....which is the 2002 national skools judo C boys champions... which is huanghao, ziyang, junjie, chaoqun, manjing, wee siang and me.we practically screwed the tchs reputation... onli weesiang won gold.. well cant believe it..huanghao and qun got silver... me and ziyang got bronze..well of course is for diff cateoagry la..

dun realli noe whether to feel happy or sad... thomas came to my rescue.. one of my favourite junior... he won vincent for me...although i tot he would haf lost.. cos he is not as strong as me.. but i can tell u.. his determination is more than anything.. salute~

when i fought my bronze medal match today..i got punched in my eye...ji pain.. i will alwaes remember the name lincoln.. from RI.. how could he do sth not so sportsmanship.. i should haf just punched him back or sth.. now my eyes iz swollen... quite cute though.. hahaz..good thing i wear glasses or else my mom would haf been worried..

iono y God want me to get bronze.. and i could haf said that i realli hated him the instant i lost.. realli...well.. i realli hated him for taking that gold away... when i got rational i became more sensible... and couldnt believe my hatred of God.. dere must be some reason.. but this time i realli wanna noe.. y y y o y..i dun wanna infer.. God pls tell me inmy dreams.. pls pls pls.. thank you God.. or u can call me on my hp:98196486... thanks.. your voice and comfort and love will be much appreciated..

anyway..on the other hand it mught be good i onli got bronze.. with that bronze i could comfort chaoqun and huanghao...see.. those that got bronze are onli the right onez to comfort those that get silver... cos if i got gold i couldnt haf confort dem.. knowing dem like another part of me i would haf known that dey would haf shooed me away if i got gold...just when dey angry lar...surprisingly though william and alot of non skoolteam got gold or silvers... that still prove that our club is good...

iono wad God wants to do with me..but i am sure i still wanna serve him..although i am not sure wad i am spose to do.. mebbe.. i should look at it in another perspective.. thomas won cos he trained harder than me and he deserved it.. and i was most of the time.. slacking away.. cos i "think that i am one of the best in the club"....as a brudda in Christ.. i realli wanna thank God for him to knock some sense into me..that being a junior dont mean cannot beat senior....i must train harder from today onwards i think..i must..God help.. i wanna get into team!!!!!!

ermz.. i feelike my life is gettin into a corner..even my body.. ya its true that i might haf ok-sized biceps triceps and all for my body size.. but than.. i am starting to feel abit of numbness and pain at my kidney area now a days... i suspect i might get diabetes.. but i am not sure.. but i shall take a step at a time bah..hope not la.. but eben if i do get diabetes...i am sure when i go heaven it will be gone.. yeah but since i am on earth .. i haf hence started to stop eating too much to clear my intestinces and kidney... like.. giving it a rest.. and i am rather surprise.. i was 78.5 and went to 77kg in a day.. wow... but abit hungry now.. hahaz...

ok well i haf a rather solemn news to add in this little chapter of my life.. chong sheng.. has officially broke his shoulder.. poor him..during trng.. and his parents dun let him play judo anymore.. i am realli devastated.. but seemedlike these few days onli got bad stuff in my life.. but i am still holding on to God..which i am still surprised at.. hmmz..pls God..let cs play and train with us again!!haiz...

ok just a joke to litten up the day.. esp for those reading this.. or those that is typing this.....(me) hahaz..



I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
cubicle(toilet) saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
cubicle who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

ok tata
zao lo

ji sia dao.. know wad just happened? sialah.. i heard an explosion...no.. not i farted.. but realli an explsion in my kitchen.. and i am learnt a lesson today.. hard boiled egg cannot be cooked by putting it in water and puttin the cup of water and the egg.. into the microwave...ji scareded.. the whole egg just exploded.. hahaz.. so loud lorhz.. like a balloon.. hahaz.. oh yar wendy arsked me to go for a small gathering at her houze.. well i am ok witit but a competition just hafta come.. boh pian.. hahaz.. ji sad.. turning a fwen down.. hahaz..anyway.. last year in skool liaoz and term is passing quite fast surprisingly.. better do tchs proud manx=D~ok bo si gan liaoz

jonteo iz correct.. a church a a family.. dun anyhow change family..

advice of the day: never boil an egg in a microwave.

zao lo.

oh man to think i forget to update abt my grandad's bdae.. hahaz.. last week sunday waz my grandad's bdae.. and we celebrated it at a nearby restaurant near my poh poh house.. i had to walk dere cos "i am still young".. not like my grandad can take taxi.. ok anyway.. i suspect that the avian flu haf already comed to sing jia poh...cos horh at the hougang dere i saw a dead chicken.. and its realli a chicken lehz.. ok btw.. despite facing such troubles i still managed to eat a delicious meal.. let me gif u a brief outline of the dishes.. costing abt 400 bucks in total...

1. yusheng- 1plate, leaving storage for goodies
2.sharkfin-3 bowls, this i consider real goodies..
3.abalone veg-1slice abalone and alot of veg..i rather chewing gum than abalone btw
4.sum mince meat veg dish- abit
5.butterprawns- 1
6.steamed fish-1/5 ofit despite dere being abt 10 or more peepz..
7.suckling pig- abt 1/4 ofit..i oso ate the skin on the head.. although i had a bad experiece.. the pig head fell on my shirt when i tryin to pry off the skin.. ji sad..
8.kangkong-secially ordered for me but dint get to eat much cos it came when i went toilet and came back to face an almost empty plate.. ji sad...
9.yam desert.. unfortunately hot...

ok.. that was brief..

oh yar.. went to nCc today.. for zose zat dunno.. its New Creation Church.. it rocks man.. although i still love COS... but the audi dere plus the super sound system.. rocks.. although pNw abit short.. the music dere is like hillsongs..zai.. and the sermon.. tell u man.. pastor prince is realli annointed sia.. he tok abt the activation of covenant.. of how to let God help u... Sigh and groan..to God..shall tell u more when i haf a bible beside me.. hahaz..

went to poh poh house as usual and cut a haristyle which my aunt say make me look more handsome.. i so happy.. but seriously.. i think dey juz making me happy la.. haha anyway the homemade otak is nice.. so nice i finished it.. hahaz..

zao lo

haiyoh.. today jingsong finally came back to class.. pon 2 days liao.. zai..hmm i tried to sit with him during recess... hes not a bad guy lar.. juz cos he niaoed bingyang on the first day of skool the whole class call him wierd.. jus cos he pass up blank test papers.. pls lo.. peepz is high PSLE score come in one lo.. haiz.. i think he is doing his best..haha..

today maths i ji happy got a1.. just nice15/20.. peyyann got 13..but over all his a1 higher than mine cos his first 2 test trashed me.. and he helped me in one test.. haha he deserve the overall a1 bah..and well he almost got into a fight with james.. dunno if dey realli fight.. but if dey realli fight i would haf known who would haf won.. james duh~cos he learn mui tai.. ji zai.. and sumtimes peyyann realli like my father.. but is tons better most of the times..am feeling ji bad cos half of me wished them to fight cos i long time no see non judo fights.. but my christian values tell me that 2 brothers in Christ fighting is no good thing.. haiz.. delima... hope dey realli dun fight sia..

crapz dunno wad i typed.. anyway my tai-o-toshi is gettin worse.. mebbe its gettin better but i dint realli managed to try it.. chapteh is gettin more fun.. haha ji zai...

zao lo...

haiz.. yoohoo.. feeling gettin better... feel better after at last doing QT.. =D trng waz tough la.. sumore kena "scolded" by sir.. but nvm its for my good..

leg hurts..

ok i haf a list of things to buy this year.. hope i can achieve those...
list according to priorities.

1. electric guitar, although i onli knoe a few chords and songs -abt $400~500
2. Left behind series, 7 more books of adults series left unbought- abt $ 175, found a sponsor in Mr Fong Fook Leong, my tuition teacher and friend.
3. handphone- abt $400, hoping to find sponsors
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things i hope i can buy...
1. Digivideo recorder of good quality -abt $1.5k
2. discman -abt $250
3. bicycle, that is if i go to vj cos its near my house -abt $300, sponsor yet found.
4. shorts and shirt- priceless?

for anything else.. there is mastercard.. ok.. wad the heck.

wah add together abt $3000 bucks in all.. comfirm cant makit.. but first 3 i shall strive..i realli been looking forward to those since last year.. and been saving and saving.. hahaz.. God bLeZz me..

haiz.. suddenly this year.. everyone in class is gettin so vulgar.. almost.. esp all those i noe as christian.. and even if dey are not vulgar.. they are "more mature".. much too mature.. i am so scared that i might be the last man standing.. at least i am trying my best.. being a good christian.. but standing on my own has neber been done b4.. so i think i realli nid some re-enforcement from God.. GOD HELP ME!!!

Isaiah 26:4 - Trust in the Lord forever, for the Lord, the Lord is the Rock eternal.

ps: yeah thx jon for the milk chocs he brought.. dey were real nice.. hahaz