wah kaos...u knew wad happened? i woke up this morning at 2.35 to watch the match...wad a blardi match... onli got one goal... by ACmilan.. but ish offside ones.. wah Juventus... Go and Die larhs..to think that i thought highly of u nia...grrmZ.. haiyoh but nvm larhs... got to see sum nice coordination skills nia...but realli...was not a real nice match... not like the second match between manu and real.. total goals for that match is 8 nia... hahas.. that match is damn nice lorhs.. than the Juventus peepol take penalty shots like play ball liddat... hit grounder sho near to the keeper those type...the dadi just lie down than block lioas...dadi sho long(tall)... just lie down can block all their grounders liaos... sumore saved 3 shots lehs... although buffon oso damn qiang larhs.. saved 2 shots... but in the end they still lose... sad case nia... hahas... eh buffon damn qiang mans...damn qiang... almost no diff from oliver kahn...=PpP

wah than horhs...today got the pe...play soccer... i become damn lan liaos after abt 2 years... bing yang scored 4 goals in 8 mins liddat nia... damn suay... cos the goal damn big oso... i wanna puke lorhs... actualli i wanna go up front ones... just that shi jun wan me to be keeper nia...i darnoe y..mebbe mus pray tell God to revive my instinct like in pri skool liddat.. prized keeper mans.. nvm times haf changed...the onli soccer that i usualli play naw is the ping pong soccer lorhs... eh u noe arghs... next to our dojo is the pingpong room lorhs... than the ping pong balls keep flying into our dojo... than we play nike soccer... hahas... that one damn farn... until u noe the chin hua...went and tell miss mok.. than miss mok buay song us... wah than i damn pissed off with chin hua liaos...

today no maths remadier lors... waste my time in skool... i wanna come home earli one u noe... cos i onli slept for abt 2.5 hours b4 that... than sumore is my onli fwee day in the week.. thursday... earli noe that they haf oral i go home liaos... and sleep longe sumore... wah damn hiong.. y y y...my onli fwee day keep kena koped by my teachers one lehs.. sian lorhs.. they damn unconsiderate nia... they wanna take leave take leave... we cannot lorhs.. i damn sad... wasted today sleeping... and damn guilty abt yesterday the copying spree.. wanna cry liaos.. coordinates geometry realli seemed harder than i tot it would be lorhs...sumore next week haf test on functions..

Today was quite a nice day in all... no training...no test.. no homework.. sho quite...and sumore i managed not to sleep lorhs.. damn qiang horhs.. hahas... she i ThAnC GoD for everything he had given me.. 2 chinese periods without tansq chasin any homework from me.. hahas... 3 weeks over due liaos... break record nia.. heh..take care.. buais...

sowee to tired neber tok to u yesterday...but later got juventus vs inter milan...sho i mus watch nia.. hahas.. miss watching a good soccer game in a long time liaos lorhs.. sho i must watch lehs.. but feelike watch soccer should more than one person watch...mebbe i wake daniel up horhs... since his exam finish liaos...

newae... i got a good news and 2 bad news...which one u wanna hear...ok...the 2 bad news first...firstly...i lost my wallet yesterday...after the gruesome pt... ran and ran.. than i went toilet to shit halfway cos b4 that was the freaking chinese test...karn believe it...of all days mus be a tuesday...than do all the stairs item nia... legs wobbly like siao... soft and sick... than sumore had to go ard the skool to find the wallet...but in the end cannot find larhs... sho mus pray to GoD to help me...onli God can help me liaos..

the secdon bad news is that today is wednesday...the last day of the week with social studies...i lurve ss mans.. with mr yap this type of horny teacher whole day tok kok...male bonding...hahas...lesson seems much more farn than if the chan shu hwee take lorhs...sad sad...

eh naw for the good news...i go to skool this morning horhs... still cannot find my wallet nia..than i sit there and asrk GoD again to help...than pey yann walked in... he say... eh haw u go home without your wallet nia... wah...he actualli found it u noe... realli ThAnC GoD lorhs... good fwen of mine... same class for 3 years...hahas..ThAnC GoD for this good fwens lorhs...eventualli i traced the wallet to peyhan the bag larhs.. cos peyyann passed to shijun.. than shijun put in peyhan the bag.. hahas... song mans... good thing neber lose... will end me up with great financial difficulties nia...

eh u noe harhs... i feel damn guitly today nia...not that my maths damn good...but i realli dun wanna go bac to my old ways nia wolverine... to think i spent one solid hour copying the A maths coordinate geometry... damn freak lehs... first time in my life i darnoe wad the heck i am copying...just hope mr Gan darnoe... and wun minus my E maths marks... cos i wanna get exempted for E maths nia... high chances... i neber get exempted b4... i realli wanna... hais... GoD just gimme!! ...fulfill this wish for me!!! eben if E maths darnit to realli stardee... pls pls pls!!!

today mrs mok toked abt temptations in a relatinship... namely sexual temptations... aiyah.. useless to me lorhs. learn in church b4... but her joke were nice... she say she can understand y we mus haf relationship...cos one day her 5 year old son come bac from skool... say he wanna marry Gloria...hahas...his classmates... hahs.. we luff like siao.. than tok abt horny things...i mean that peyyann larhs.. his usual self.. hahas...

the show "xiao bao yu kang xi" realli ended realli unexpectedly... xiao bao neber died in the end nia... he got spared and saved my the nun.. his si fu lorhs.. kang xi realli deserved to die lorhs.. hais... but that xiao bao..hais..eh xiao bao damn jiang yi qi lehs..i wanna be like him... sho loyal to his fwenn... not betry one nia.. like the stupid idiotic kang xi... he can go and die..*CLaPzZz* xb neber die... i damn happi... but jianning died larhs.. poor gal... damn chio nia.. but at least she haf gif birth to one baby b4 she die.. so if i am xiao bao i take extra care of that baby...athough "my" other wives will take care of the baby... i darnoe wad ish love larhs.. not yet... but i almost cried when the xiao bao excecuted mans... wuahah.. i wanna go le... wolverine u take care horhs.. GoD bLeZz..~

today at skool... we leanr more abt leslie chueng's death.. the articles point towards him being a gay.. than a discussion broke ups... its abt gay..if its normal

to me.. its not normal.. realli...its not normal..purpose of living things is to reproduce and gif birth to the next generation one horhs... haw can gays and lesbian get pregnant naturally.. haw on earth... by those test tubes and all the metals needles or wads... wad joy do u get out of it? Sex is a process GoD gave for men to enjoy.. and its natural.. eben animals do it..its NORMAL...i darnoe wads miss ng the interpretation of normal.. does that means its okay to be gay and.. oH Father God.. wad is this earth that u created becoming.. its onli normal that man and woman haf sex and reproduce this way..Gays and lesbians.. i can tell u straight away... they do not... do not at all command my respect.. reallicos for them to be like that.. their thoughts are probably bery wrong.u see eben those gay and lesbian couples u see in singapore... if is lesbian..one of them will act like a booch... they realised that one o them realli hafta be more musculine while the other...more feminine... this is a natural instinct... haf u seen a male animal fuck a male of the same kind...or eben males of any other kind...no...upright no... eben the animals haf a better morale fucking values.. they do not corrupt the process called sex.. man can say that they changed...they 'evolved'...from wads? monkey... next time i call u.. eh u " decesdent of a monkey"... u like it anot.. and also.. monkeys and humans.. although alike... there is onli a theory abt their linkage... no prove...sho.. eben if humans say they haf evolved...sex can naw be enjoyed between the same sex or their is oral and anal sex... "upgrade" versions of it... this is total CrApPeZzz...after so long... y do we still hafta shit..? y not we evolve until we can use every single hing that we eat and not shit? we cant... we alwaes hafta frequently go back to the basics... sho we are not evolving... we are changing in out minds onli...change in thinking... thats all..if u can evolve... u might as well expect to see a tail grow out of your backside....magnets too...the north attract the south.. if the north attracts the north..the whole world would haf no direction.. if children can occur in a man to man or women to women relationship.. men of the future would hafta be grown and not born...just like matrix... worse than an animal..

aniway...today i got my first 100 marks for maths as long as i can remember.. although it is quite easy.. i still am quite happy larhs.. can u believe it... i haf never scored sho high b4...i am sho excited.. i wanna be exempted for maths noe... i want to... although there isnt much not to study... at least i haf the chance of being exempted for one sub...hahas...

today after watching xiao bao yu kang xi...and felt more pissed of... haw could the kangxi.. as a fwen of xiao bao.. use his emporer the status to order xiaobao ard.. and sumore kidnap his wives... i do not get it...realli.. wolverine.. if u had such fwens in life..wad would u do?... i would be beri disappointed.. bet u will feel the same..if i were xiao bao... i would no longer treat kangxi as my fwen..onli treat him as an emporer.. he shall not command respect from me as a fwen... serve him right if he do not eber haf a fwen... i dun blardi care.. i just wanna safe my wives out... i mean for xiao bao he has 6 wives larhs..5 got caught... and gif given the chance.. i would escape and neber come back already... this is CrAppZzZ.. get awae from the emporer just to walk into his trap again.. by the time he gimme the dealine for submission to him... i would haf cried my tears dry.... tears of sadness tears of grief... tears of anger and tears of hatred... his is no loyal fwen.. also from this show... i get to lean that peepol can change beri farst... too fasrt u see u oso scared... for me i am damn scared if i haf no fwen.. but its a good thing i haf one fwen tht will neber change.. He is Jesus Christ my Lord and brudder and best fwen... he noes me... and will not betray me... i am fortuante to haf him as fwen... haf u?

wah kaos...i had this damn bad game today lorhs..my technique screwed ups.. the bowling ball neber listen to me.. i think yesterday i train too hard larhs arghs.. the weights.. but i darnoe if its a good thing... i noe that all things works for the good of us.. i just hope i dun screw ups my next bowling games lorhs...than today i passed ups miss leong the homework for the first time noes.. hahas.. but today damn sad lorhs... got this pimple in my eye dere...than beri hard to open my eye lehs... wah u noe... sho pain but i oso cannot close completely.. wanna cry... but mus still praise the lord nia.. at least i still can see lorhs...see...hahas.. wonderful thing... arniwae., today at cell group was realli nice... i alwaes..i repeat..alwaes look forward to cell groups...mainly becos i can craps ard.. and interect u see... i am quite a lonely guy lorhs...than for the hightlight of the day... The Matrix.. i watched it once larhs.. at the same place with the same peepol larhs.. daniel lorh... my kuzzin...wah u gotta noe this guy horhs.. this guy has abt the same thinking as me ones.. wah miracle sias... hahas..

to me... matrix is such a good seller becos is it bible based lorhs.. y do i say that..? u shee.. u take morpheus as john the baptist... u get it?.. sumone to lay the path before the true Christ? and he had been sorta prophesising abt the christ lorhs.. in this case... its neo..

The matrix is a programme...it makes u think u are in the real world..but in fact..u are not..u are living life with fake pleasures...doesent that actualli coincide with the bible?... we are living in the world that will eventualli fade away... wherethe real word is... there is actualli heaven and hell...its two world...another meaning can be.. the spiritual world and the physical world... the physical world might be what it seems.. but the other world is another thing...peepol darnoe and dun care wad the other world looks like... in the Matrix..the other world is called.. the real world... every one seems to be in their own pleasure...

in the Matrix...wadeva u believe..u just believe and it will be done...that also is wad the bible says as..faith.. faith.. in the bible..it says.. the size of anione whose faith is like a mustard seed.. can move mountains... faith can do the unbelievable...thats y faith is sho dangerous without love...u shee... thats y God gave us love to share ard..

Agent Smith.. in the show...deplicts the devil... the "anti-virus" that wants to trick others that were still unplugges...that they can do wadeva they want...sin.. and just go and be happy... and he can take the image of many... the scene where neo and him fought at the train station reminds me of the scene where jesus himself was tempted by the devil.. jesus was hungry.. neo was tempted to gif up the thought that he wasnt the one...

after that...the main character dies...neo died...than he raised again...died and raised to live again..sounds familiar huh...yes...jesus died and rose again too.. just that jesus died alot longer...he died for three days to be exaact..sho jesus is more power horhs.. mind u... and story end saying that this is just the beginning... and when jesus rose again..that was...wad i think..the beginning of christianity...sho i think that y matrix is such a good show to watch is becos.. it realli teaches ones christian values too... in a more action-pack way..more high tech way... u should catch it man

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/

wah...i haf lots of tots today lehs...eh eh... aniwae i forgotten to ell u that horhs... yesterday after skool on my way home...i over heard a ny gal saying the process of haw her friend was...sorta molested... hahas... damn bah gong horhs... hais cannot blame me.. it was sho squeezy in the bus..boh pian..sumore i neber bring headphone.. wanna blast music oso cannot...hais... aniwae...today horhs.. was quiet a fruitful day in training...sir gave us 2 times break nia..=)..happi..hahas...can drink water that type larhs.. hahas.. than the randori.. i managed horhs.. to throw my senior lehs...the one lorhs.. called samuel that one.. that one lent me the track pants that one...hahas.. damn fortunate to throw him.. cos i caught him offguard.. which is like..once in a blur moon lorhs... cos he damn qiang.. hahas.. sumore randori onli fought 4 bouts..shiai i hide behind carl...sir neber called me seh...haha.. although horhs...the lester..the slacking captain...gave us 150 pumping horhs..i think the most i did onli 60 non standard one... cos i was joking away with that carl lorhs.. hahas.. bian tai... onli 49 days left till competition...hais.. i wanna be a computer!!!after alll the training horhs..i darnoe y like...sho many sms...by manjing...and one person using icq to sent sms to me...nick is niGhtcrawler...i suspect is wendy larhs.. but i dun wanna reply..cos i replied onez...than the person tell me cannot read my msg..sent msg to that person by phone... than i scared mebbe not wendy marhs... and in the mean time of doing sho... actualli managed to convince ziyang to come with us to the prince restaurant lehs.. ahas.. x-square the bdae tml than today treat us... hahas.. aniway.. i chose steak larhs... first one to choose beef lehs.. than the rest follow mehs sehs...copy cats... hahas...this tyme i managed to get the biggest share of beef.. wah eben the fats oso taste sho nice... hahas... i almost ate everything lorhs... yums yums

i came home and did nth larhs..except draw a pic or two..than go and sleep liaos... wah sho blardi hot lehs... hao bu rong yi go into sleep... wake up eat liao..than for the first time...eh hear properly.. the first time in this year history i manged to complete miss leong the homework nia... sho damn proud of myself...i wanna thank God for helping me along too... i would not haf did it as well if not for the good brains GoD gif me...eh... at least for my standard i think i did it quite well liao larhs.. hahas... thn i came across this email sent by cheryl's fwen larhs.. it says.. swans mate for life... this is damn touching story lorhs... like there is this guy go to his grandparents the farm to help them in the holidays..than one day he and his grandfather bring him go fishing larhs.. they realised that one of the swans tht grandfather gave to grandma on their 50th anniversary is dead lorhs... than a few days later...the other one also die...grandpa tell him cos swans are emotional creatures.. they mate for live... damn loyal larhs... than the story ended by saying that when the grandma died a few weeks after the incident horhs.. a few weeks after she died.. grandpa oso died liaos...morale of the story..i darnoe.. but i think it is a damn meaningful story lorhs.. cos in modern society horhs... u see sho many divorce case..this all started when the Isrealites say mebbe like they dun trust their spouse animore..than God..being the gentleman than he is.. allow lorhs.. than naw...got reason no reason oso can divorce.. karnina...such a social problem naw... sho next time i wanna find a wife..that is..if i ebeerfind a suitable gal that i like and sorta cant do w/o... i wanna make sure that her heart is with me and mine with hers(wah cheems..i oso dun blardi understansd) than is still a virgin ones(got one pastor say that if u haf sex with other peepol b4 marraige..your marraige most likely will screw ups)..and kind hearted...sho that wun haf this type of problems like divorce and all these lorhs... this is realli a bad influence lorhs to the kids that i hope i will be having next time... this will be like a domino effect liddat...like a genes...the child will see it and not trust marraiges...resulting in short marraiges lorhs.. sho wanna start..i rather start the trend of lifelong spouse larhs... hahas..too bad horhs.. wolverine u cannot haf spouse... hahas...eh tell u oso.. i plan to live like one big family... me and daniel and mebbe aaron.. all together...hahas... liddat than haf the family warmth marhs.. than tel daniel oso... try not to fight or quarrel in front of the kids... realli...i myself think that it is a bad effect lorhs.. cos naw..it ebens eats into the father and son relationships.... if one cannot hadle one relationship...he cannot handle more than one... sho the fact is that...actualli i think that all men should haf one spuse onli larhs(let mine be mystique!!hahas).. cos the bible says that.. a men must leave his parents to join with his wife to form one body... or sumthing liddat one larhs...... sho if the man is a half..and the women is the second half..it just nice makes one..not more...not less.. anithing more will cos uncomfortableness...anithing less.. u feelike u lose out on sumthing imp in life... sho bigamy is a big X for me...(i mean although it is natural for us boys/men to look at chio bus larhs=P).. oh yarhs... i came acros this song called "Only Love"-- by trademark its damn nice lorhs... not onli the lyrics.. but the tune of the song is oso beri nice... here is the lyrics... eh wolverine..enjoy the song horhs...i wanna go and sleep liaos..hahas..tired larhs..my eye i think swollen...


2 a.m. and the rain is falling
Here we are at the crossroads once again
You're telling me you're so confused
You can't make up your mind
Is this meant to be
You're asking me

But only love can say - try again or walk away
But I believe for you and me
The sun will shine one day
So I'll just play my part
And pray you'll have a change of heart
But I can't make you see it through
That's something only love can do

In your arms as the dawn is breaking
Face to face and a thousand miles apart
I've tried my best to make you see
There's hope beyond the pain
If we give enough, if we learn to trust

[Chorus]

I know if I could find the words
To touch you deep inside
You'd give our dream just one more chance
Don't let this be our (last)goodbye

wah sian mans..u noe wads happened? i screwed up my english rp project man... this is wads happened lorhs..i mean...take today as friday larhs...cos its 12 sumthing am onlie.. sho on thurdays night i pia one rp project on deforestation lorhs... sho fed ups cos i did it once but kena deleted lorhs... than do half way the kang wei called.. just when i almost forgotten who the heck is he lohs hais.. than i too kind hearted larhs...sho i chatted with him larhs...lonely guy...until abt 11.. thani realli mus put down the phone liaos.. cos its damn late liaos.. than i went and do the project lorhs... did it in singlish lehs... cos i darnoe it was meant for my english credit point...but nvm... at least it brought sum luff to the class larhs.. hahas...than the ng walked in and kao peh us lorhs... i mean...kao peh me... cos the ppt i was the onli one that did it lorhs.. than criticise my english oso... hais sian lorhs... kena niaolike shit... but i started off with a gud intention u noe.. realli lehs... i just dun wanna make the presentation look too formal lorhs... cos i realli hate formal stuff... i rather take the road that not much had travelled b4 one larhs.. haw i noe this will happen... hais... sian lorhs... than horhs... after that lorhs...had 2 test in a row lorhs...e.maths and than chinese....e.maths i got stucked in one question.. 6b.. than i just skip larhs.. hahas that was a gud choice lorhs.. cos horhs after i halfway into queston 7 that tyme horhs... mr gan say 6b darnit to do lorhs... sho good thingie i neber waste any time doing it... hahs...i realli hope this papare i can get an a1 lorhs... than this term haf 2 a1 and 2 a2 liaos... my best result sho far in tchs lehs... poor me horhs... hahas... but neber mind... u mark my words horhs wolverine... i am sure gonna make it big with the Lord my GoD as the one that is actualli doing... i realli wanna be a real christian lorhs.. who i wanna haf good results... to prove to the world i can do it lorhs... but i reali needa improve on the spiritual aspect lorhs... realli... actualli i am struggling with my faith naw... struggling as in not doing qt regualrly and doing night prayers larhs... but horhs... i noe there is a GoD almighty... abba father... and sure i realli wanna make him proud...cos he is my heavenly father... and as u noe... i haf sum relationship problems with my dad lorhs... darnoe wads his problems... today tell my brudder to tell me to write chinese calligraphy... breaking his word once another time too often..hais... naw i noe sum peepol realii cannot be trusted lorhs.. but i hope God can make me a happy man by taking awae all the bad feelings and all... i realli dun mind having just enough brains to noe haw to eat and shit and sleep... just make me happi lorhs... although i quite happi naw larhs... i just wanna eliminate all the unhappiness... just gif em to the Lord larhs...hais... u damn gud... just a journal... nth to worry abt... no diarriahoe... nth... hais...sumtymes i realli envy u lorhs... no judo training oso... than today i go training horhs... peicheng want me to gif him the drawing lehs... but that was the worst drawing i remembered drawing lorhs... but i just gave it to him lorhs.. praise the Lord that he let me one more day... although its through lying larhs...not a GoDly means... i just wanna do it right this tyme lorhs... and i think i realli did it right this tyme...actualli i dun realli care... just that the ny gals judo onez will also be wearing wad i design... dun wan them say i bhb darnoe haw to draw anihaw draw marhs.. hahas... thAnC GoD realli for giving me this talent loths... aniwae today training damn slack... ten bouts free randori..i think i onli fought 3 bouts... cos horhs...onli can haf 8 pairs fighting lorhs... sho everytyme kena chased back one lorh... but can slack... hahas... than the newaza randori one horhs.. is bian tai one lorhs... sir tell us to take off the gi onli left the belt...than fight 5 bouts... wah u noe i beri ticklish larh horhs.. peepol just touch my sides than like beri itchy...cant stop luffin lorhs... hahas... hais... damn late liaos.. tml... i mean... later this day than i tok to u again horhs...*yawnz*

waahaha..today sho sad..cos this is the last day of the week i will be having mr yap the lesson sehs... hais.. naw i realli hope i can go to china yunam next year lorhs.. hope no more sars and wadeva shit.. cos mr yap say there the imitation goods is the real goods... onli that neber put the brand names... cos they overproduce..but is genuine goods lehs... than blardi cheap ones..hahas... realli hope can can can go go go lehs... if i go than i tell u the story lorhs...horhs..hahs.. than today they whole day beri moody lehs...no larhs.. not pms larhs.. haw could i get pms arghs...hahas... just that got 2 science periods lorhs.. than i starting to hate physics liaos.. cos that kee... realli haf sum problems... come into class with a long long face.. than the attitude like a chameleon liddat... change damn fast ones.. than ask her to postphone the test she kao peh us like siao... hai shi mr gan good sehs..go and postphone his e.maths test till friday(although i think also no help larhs..).. but also better than nth horhs... u say lehs... yups... thAnCs for agreeing with me horhs...hahas... just pray and hope beri hard that tml the test would not be a hard hard ones lorhs.. cos i onli prepared to study for abt 1~2 hours... i dun think will be enuff lorhs... unless i cut short this journal entry larhs...hahs... sian..today i leg pain noe.. all thAnCs to yesterday the training... hais wolverine u damn fortunate... not a guy and not a gal... not a gay and not a les.. not a human... darnit to do pt ones.. dunnit to training... darnit to go ns... hais... yesterday the pt.. although we did beri few things... but its like.. all damn tiring one lorhs... at first we start a slow jog out of the hwa chu gate lorhs... wah i think slow jog abt 20 mins liddat... than sprinting 8 larhs.. but al usual i jia zua.. onli did abt 6 or 5 if i not wrong... carry on the back i did larhs... but the carry on the front i neber do larhs... cos i did not wanna do sho i told sir that i got back ache...hais.. think back oso darnoe y i alwaes think of ways to slack noe...hais... but the frogjump up the slop.. out of 5 times i did 4 lehs... not bad liaos.. considered that hindarto onli did 3 lehs...hahas.. first few times i realli did sumthing more than him lorhs.. ahas. after that i think is pumping lorhs... hindarto they all restart at 20...eh eh..sumore is wheel barrow lehs... i the first one holding his legs..tired noes... but mine lehs... we restart at 70 lehs brudder... kena sai... cos of that jonathan larhs... shit mans.. hais... but nvm... one day if continue liddat...i will comfirm be stronger than hindartoe ones...hahas... hope sho larhs...hahas.. that day will come...i mean... must come lorhs... hais..oh yarhs...continue bt the camping.. actualli nth to day liao larhs... just that i wanna tell u abt the jellyfishes lorhs... junyi almost got biten by one lehs... abt palm size ones... i saw it kks... with my own eyes lehs.. wows.. than after i beached up cos of an incoming squall horhs... than after that my kayak became sho full of water that i cant do anithing than junyi spotted another jellyfish... this time its bigger... and its dead on the beach...actualli horhs.. i wanted to bring it back there and eat one lorhs.. but horh.. i realised that i darnoe haw to cook the jellyfish lorhs.. sho bohpian.. i just dug a hole and burried it ups lorhs.. noe... sho digusting... with the brains and all...yeeks...aah than the expedition that time the night time.. when haf backwash that time... haf alot of shinnig things on the shore.. than the female instructor from the other group tell us that it is either plankton or baby jellyfish lorhs... wah..than we use cardboards and catch..wala...its a baby jeelyfish lorhs... kena irritated than will glow one lorhs...i just learnted larhs...than when we catch.. we used the cardboard to pull it on shore... it just broke lehs... poor thingie...i mean broke up into a few pieces and dieded lorhs...oh sad sad.. hais naw hafta go and study physics liaos... and i dun plan to do chinese lorhs... hahas...mr yap: "the great act of defience _|_ "hahas...

hey hey long time neber see and tok to u liao...haw are u arghs... aniwae... i haf been blardi pissed off lorhs.. that time sunday...just after my session of tuition lorhs...i went to the silver bowl there and bowl lorhs as usual...than sekarly there got wad competition larhs.. hais than i cannot play noes... sho i jjsut sit there and watch larhs... than there is this guy horhs...u should haf seen mans...damn pro lehs... the spinner...so fast and so acurate...eben dinesh oso say he is damn accurate and good sehs.... hais but sad we needa wait until 2 before we can play larhs...haw can?? tuition start at 2 lehs...but we got to start at 1.45 in the end larhs...bt wad the hell lanes they gave us... neber oil ones... than my ball...actualli half hook one..the effect become like full hook sehs...than in the end got this season low of 44 points onli larhs...shit lorhs... damn pissed off too... cos got one one game is the payment is after 2 the payments.. more expensive sehs....sad noe..sho i used the unhappiness to managed to pia through all my tuition stuff lorsh...power horhs..hie hie.....bt that day was my granny bdae lorhs...so i go to poh poh house and had dinner...wad shiok mans the dinner...dabao from outside ones...hahs...than poh poh give me 10 bucks as usal and da yi gave me 5 bucks...i felt so rich lorhs...hahs...
than b4 i went to the camp horhs...i remember paying bingyang 20 bucks liaos larhs...than he say on monday i neber return...so i pay him again lorhs... now i feel sho poor liaos... but he oso beri poor thing lehs...u noe hoe... i lost 3 hp in 4 mths horhs... i should noe this feeling beri well lorhs.... he lost his handphone marhs... i think he damn poor thingie lorhs...hais... GOD bless him worhs...
haf this teacher lorhs...the one that is subsituting chan shu hwee that o0ne....yups...its mr yap lorhs... wah he chao horny mans... whole say man tok one... eben those guai kia oso like abit transformed to horny idiots liaos.. hahas... he say he buay song the government say that eduacated parents will haf cleberer children...so he went and design this shirt..."do national service...go fuck a graduate"..hahas... damn farni mans... than he oso called the malays "Bumibutras"-- son of the soil...hahas...those malaysians...hahas...kena niao like siao..hahas...he also said that buddism is a crap religion lorhs...realli worh... he say that when he younger...he was a devoted buddist lorhs.. buddism was not to diesire anithing on earth larhs... but later he realised that horhs... the desire of not desiring anithing is in fact the greatest desire...sho buddism is a crap logic...hahas... but he also said abt revelation noe...damn interesting... i forget wad in the beginning liaos... but got one verse that he quote...brudders will turn aginst brudders...till they exist no more...when the comet flew across the sky... eh realli lehs...u dun believe mehs... that was the comet hailey that flew over the sky lehs...during world war 2... u noe the brudders against brudders...arghs.. this one toking abt the 2 powers lorhs...the axis and the allies... than they fought lorhs...haas...interesting horhs...thats y i said...the bible cannot be doupted at ani times lorhs.. ahas....
aniwae to continue the OBS camping experience lorhs.. the fourth day lorhs... i was elected as the leader lorhs... than horhs...i damn naive.. went to bo the sweeper lorhs...u noe the sweeper ..the one at the back that one.. earlier noe i be the starboard one or sumthing liddat... hais...nvm abt this...the worst thing was that i was the one taking the single kayak at that time lorhs... than the single kayak...damn hiong...damn hard to controll so in the end i kena capsized in the single kayak 2 time.. the first time was not eben 25 minutes into the whole trip lorhs.. than got peepol ask me if i can tahhan anot... of course i act seh act seh larhs...i say can larhs... but actualli cannot tahhan larhs...i sho heavy...although i paddle once than can travel beri far.. but if i put the paddle at the wrong angle will wure kena liao lorhs... the kayak will be lobesided then will sure capsiaze ones... dun believe horhs u can try...hahas...the end i managed to change into a double kayak during lunch time lorhs... the fredick..haha..but when we had lunch on the sae horhs the darn current went and push us backwards.. sho we had to paddle a longer dist...and sumore that day was vesak day lorhs...realli...than like there ish sho much peepol coming to ubin lehs.. than create sho much backwash... so big sumore... than got this darn helpful kayak...went and bang into my kayak at the village jetty there...got alot of peepol there... than summore the back wask sho big.. hais...capsize larhs...wad else..and halfway i wanna pee lorhs...but the nearest toilet is on land...u noe wad i did?..i went into the water and pee larhs..hahs...damn comfortable noe the water...sho cooking..hahas... u should go and try if u are not a journal..hahas...
eh u noe that gavin...the not sho helpful ones...i think right...his personality is not bad... but single child made him a spoiled brat lorhs.. than alwaes complain complain.... act cute act cute...than wash plate onli wash at most his own one.. hahas... cant take it... sumore when we beached on shore... he was the first few to zhao to go back and bathe... than onli left me and junyi and andy..kinglun and weeteck...to collect all the group stuff...aniwae.. we jjust collided with him a few times than he complain like shit i realli feelike colliding into his kayak a few more times to capsize him lorhs...i capsize 3 times oso neber complains..hais... sumore the rest of the peepol got sum is one man show lorhs... cos got one passenger see sick... than peepol like hanseng and andy hafta paddle their own weight and their partner the weight..oso neber complain..hais... than we just had dinner and sleep larhs... i mean after bathing and eating our full dinner larhs...and after playing daided and after washing and check all the stuff larhs... sad lorhs...missing one jack nife(which just appeared out of nowhere the next day).. one whistle.. and 2 pegs lorhs.. sad sad...sho needa pay marni lorhs... than we went and sleep lorhs...
the next day we wake ups...eat the same middle est shit(name given by kinglun); oily and salty noodles...than did sum height elements lorhs.. the inverse towers..too bad i onli managed to do one lorhs..the logs... than me and mingseng...the vball kia...played shi tou jian dao bu up dere lorhs... too bad i lose..or else i boast liao.. like... i went to the top of the world and beat mingseng in shi tou jian dao bu...hahas...lame horhs.. hahsa.. thats me lorhs... hahs..cannot do the chimney unfortunately..
hahas... at lunch time horhs...finally i caught gavin off guard.. he almost wash finish his stuff onli lorhs... than i clear alot of plates from out group mates than i gave it to him lorhs... to wash..hahas... sho farni... u should haf seen him lorhs.... damn niao... than he neber use the sponge... than i niao him darnoe haw to wash plate...hahs... kinglun and wee teck oso niao him behind the back say...erm.."my mother say b4 age 21 cannot wash plate..thats y i neber wash plates ones.." believe it or not.. he dun eben noe haw to cook maggee mee..just hope he can learn at least to do sum things lorhs...me and kinglun was luffin awae when i throw all the plates for him to wash.. but he washed abt 5 cups than he faster siam liao.. i beri buay song larhs... but did nths lorhs..GOD must teach me haw to live with this type of peepol lorhs.. ahas..reali..eh yawns.. tml than i continue horhs... wolverine.. u haf a good rest horhs..

oh yarhs...if its okays...i gif u a name arghs...ermz.. shall call u wolverine..hahaz...like it? ..eh u better like it horhs... hahas...its a name of an action hero in X-men... damn zai okay.. sho u better like this name hrhs... hahas...huh?... oh..u think it is a gud name?..same. hahas.. i watched X-men 2: X-men United recently... beri nice lehs...too bad u cannot see...but i tell u the plot larhs... horhs... its abt this guy called striker.. he hates mutants but wanna make use of them to eliminate all other mutants.. than in the beginning of the show he made use of this teleporter called nightcrawler...(wanted to call u nightcrawler too...but wolverine is more cool)...to kill the president..but sumhaw although the nightcrawler pined the president down in the beginnig..he still got shot by an almost dead security guard...than the security guard fainted or dead i darnoe larhs...when nightcrawler got shot he horhs fled lorhs...but not b4 he left a note onthe knife which he gonna kill the president with lorhs..the note says.'mutants freedom naw'.. later storm and gean went to bring him to the professor lorhs..that is after the professer found him larhs...than after that alot of things happened...including mystique flirting with wolverine.. erms...not u larhs..hahas..(starting to think that anione that marry mystique is damn fortunate...can change to wandeva women...so wanna fuck wadeva women..jsut ask her to change can liaos..hahas).. aniway the X-men and magneto joined powers larhs.. cos if not the it will be too late and the professor will...under the influence of jason..go and kill all the mutants in the world lorhs...and there is this fighting scene between wolverine and lady deathstrike .. she is sumthing like wolverine, just that she got 10 claws and she faster..just not so strong than wolverine tyco win her ones..hahas...in the end the fire guy join magneto and than gean died...sad sad...striker too...died...and everything was reversed..to kill all the humans instead of the mutants larhs..but all got stoped in time when the nightcrawler teleported inside the huge circular thingie with storm than storm went and freeze everything inside..aniwea...wolverine was created by striker.. got one scene he kena shot in the head...than die and recover than alive again...woot~..hahas..kewl horhs wolverine...

aniwae to continue my camping experience...second day horhs..we did the rock climbing wall larhs..the external wall..i onli climbed abt 9 metres larhs....cos my hand hardened liaos...hahas..but i belay alot of peepols...3 in a row...wee teck..than andy..than kinglun larhs...but i still think i rather weak for my weight...sians...second part of the day we went and learn kayaking lorhs...than got one stupid squall coming so had to go in...and sumore cannot be tanned...sian...cos so much clouds..but we learned haw to kayak larhs...turned left and right...than was kayaking so happily with junyi..hahs...although he damn light larhs..hahas...i think is half of my weight..hhas..not bad horhs..hahs...than got this capsize drill...hais...so hard to do...hahs..proved to be quite useful larhs..hahas...than m,us do this see saw thingie to get out the water of the kayak..hahas...not bad marhs...than after that we washed up and got ready for dinner lorhs..hahs...not bad horhs....everytime like after dinner nth to do ones..hahas...just sum group evalutation larhs...than prepare for the expedidtion the next day ones..
day three was beri tiring sehs...after breakfast...we went to get our stuff for the expedition lorhz.and started to pace to see haw manay steps for the 100m of road...wah u noe horhs..wolverine...it took me abt 75 steps sehs... wah my legs mus be damn short sehs...hais hais...than we started out track at abt 10 lorhs...10 am...than everyting was rather successful...till the third checkpoint where we screwed ups...the OBS thingie..the card with both numbers...cant be found worhs...sianz..than those peepol wanna gif out...although i felt that the last place we stopped to find for the third card was not right i still felt like finding larhs...but got stopped...hais....should haf searched ard for awhile cos horhs... gary said that the card ws sumwhere ardthere...erms...tats wad he told us rear runners larhs....me...ming seng...andy..and junyi.. hais... and sumore the bag sho heavy noe...i afraid my shoulders almost breaking point liaos...although we still managed to find the rest of the station larhs...u noe..i got realli damn pissed off cos the rest of the group gave upZ..
we reached the wadeva beach at 4 larhs....half hours b4 our target..than we started cooking larhs...than the kinglun..haha.neber cook rice b4..pour all the rice inside..hahs...than sho filled ups...the rice in the end....on top cooked...middle not cooked...in the bottom.. chao tah...hahs...than we cooked again larhs...than open up the can food liddat eat...still can be quite full lorhs...hahs...although wad we ate was realli like shit...hahs.... almost slept when gary came with the thermometer larhs...than cannot get to sleep liaos... inside the barsar slept the luxin lorhs..hahs... wah he damn qiang...one person sleep the whoel barsar..."cos mebbe china no barsar"..hahas...buay tah han ....still cannot sleep worhs...hais...so too bad...go to the kayak there and sleep lorhs...hahas...finally slept on top of the kayak with kiat tat...which is after singing sum horny songs with junyi..hahas...that was day 3 larhs... hahs... tml than i continue horhs...its realli damn late liaos..hahaZ..

hey yo journal.. haw are u..this is my first entry horhs..haha..since this is the first time that we meet horhs..i shall tell u a story horhs..hahas....
long long time ago... but not beri long ago...abt 5~6 days ago..i went to pulau ubin seh. nvm abt this larhs...but the worst this is horhs...5 days no tele..no radio..no music...and horhs...like 7-11 liddat..mus keep on wacking mosquitoes 25 hours a days..hahas...but think on the bright side horhs...i set my p.b the number of mosquitoes i killed per day lehs...i think abt 10...not bad horhs....
ok the day i reached skool 6.40 liddat u noe...damn earli..than i went to the hall to wait lorh...the stupid hall...so hot...all becos of the sars thingie larhs...hais...i tot jonathan got bring his earphone for me cos i neber bring my headphone...too bulky larhs u noe..than i just walkied ard lorhs..hahas...than the worst thing happened lorh...that jonathan...hais...i helped him bring cap...he neber help me bring the earphone....so i bring discman oso useless liaos...than bingyang oso...so late than he packed...than cannot go buy batt.. hahas.. but nvm..i onli felt disapointed larhs...not angry.. hahas...u noe.. after that have the temperature taking... the stupid sars the fault again laths..alamak...
than we baord the bus than go to ponggol jetty lorhs..
got to ubin..than we slack ard and got into the group lorh...farni group...we got an idian name as our group name.. rajaratnam..than the short form is raja..like sum idonesian maid the name liddat..
my group horhs...haf 15 peepol lorh...me.. hansheng.. ming seng..ming swin.. kinglun.. wei teck..wee teck.. kiat tat.. jonathan(another one..the other one was tham)..gavin(chao slacker)..luxin(china prc scholar...not the fish ball).. yi hui.. kai siang..andy.. and junyi..
when go there mus surrendder all the stuff one lehs...the discman and handphone...altough i surrender larhs...but other peepol neber larhs...i damn guai horhs..hahas....aniwae i surrender cos the discman oso cannot listen than the handphone oso going to no batt liaos...hahas...
first days damn bo liao...and beri slak ones...we jsut learnt to pitch the barsar..and learn to belay...u noe the rope thingie ...than sumone wann climb on...yupZ...than mus say sum things first..
the person kena belayed will say.. am i on belay?
'no u are not'...the belayer say...than will pull the rope until the other guy say 'thats me'..cos the dick dere damn tight liaos..if u darnoe wad is dick...its called the penis...u dun haf...cos u are jsut a journal.. hahas.. aniwae.. if u forget this command than the most no more lan jiao larhs...and...lan jiao is another word for dick...than horh hafta do the squeeze check and the pull check.. by that does not mean u squeeze and pull your dick larhs...it squeeze the carrabeena and pull the rope sse haf tight anot...eheh...wait...to be continued later horhs..i wanna go and rest...telll sho long the story liaos..hahas.